The queens return to the werkroom after niktheburger
's return and gather around the sofas.
"So glad to be back!" says niktheburger
🏁 niktheburger The burger bitch is back and just in time to get into the top 4 and claim my crown!
"That was a surprising result," says lilac_candy
, "I was hoping to get my second win but... I guess I was meant to get it this week instead."
"Nice try sis!" laughs micronesiarain
, "but I think you will find next week's win belongs to me."
"Actually it belongs to me, thank you!" laughs SoshiWoshi
🏁 SoshiWoshi It's all fun kiki right now, but in a few hours... it's gonna be a wig snatching mess, I can see it now!
"Well this week is sure to be... interesting," says AngolanDesert
"Okay, period!" laughs niktheburger
The camera cuts to AngolanDesert
rolling her eyes.
The girls get up and start de-dragging. The camera cuts to micronesiarain
🏁 micronesiarain This week... hmm... I did not get my third win, but the competition is heating up!
🎶 dramatic music SoshiWoshi
is tugging at micronesiarain
's bejewelled bralette which is glued to her chest. "Take it off bitch!" screams SoshiWoshi
🏁 micronesiarain Three of us have two wins, and the other two have one win each. This week could literally be the make-or-break for any of us.
"ARGHHHHHH!" screams micronesiarain
managed to rip the bralette off.
🏁 micronesiarain That hurt so bad... girl. https://preview.redd.it/c6r83oz8tnz51.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adcfeed3a5ad0851e0909d8105b0d5e933e6f18d
The top 5 enter the werkroom. lilac_candy
is wearing a chopped up version of her golden yellow dress from the previous challenge.
"Ahh... dreams of a golden... shower..." says lilac_candy
, before bursting into a fit of laughter.
🏁 lilac_candy It's a new day in the werkroom, we are back at a top 5 and I can SMELL the finale 'round the corner... and it smells fishy.
, did you get any sleep last night?" says SoshiWoshi
. The camera cuts to AngolanDesert
pursing her lips.
"So about last night-" says AngolanDesert
. V.O. COUGHING? During my interview? Hahaha... shoot him!
"Ooh saved by the bell girl!" says micronesiarain
The girls gather around the monitor and see Xtina.
Xtina: "I just LOVE myself. Don't you?"
"Not really, no." says lilac_candy
Xtina enters the werkroom. "Hello hello hello bitches! Wow, my top 5!"
The girls cheer.
Xtina: "Tonight, we are throwing a very special ball, dedicated to... me! Each of you will need to slay the runway with two looks. First up, category is... Your Body-ody-ody: Curves and Swerves
! And secondly, category is... Ain't No Other Man: Drag King
! Now this is the top 5 and the finale is next week, so I wanna see everyone's Xtravagance, Tenacity, Intuition, Nerve and Audaciousness in full frontal. So good luck and don't fuck it up! Byeeee!"
The girls start to prepare their looks.
"So let's talk smack!" says micronesiarain
"Oh girl..." laughs AngolanDesert
🏁 AngolanDesert Last night, at our hotel room, there was a little... uhmm... can we call it an incident?
"Girl bye," says AngolanDesert.
"You need to learn how to work in a team, ho!" screams niktheburger.
"We... won the fucking challenge?" says AngolanDesert.
"If you piss me off some more bitch I will whooper your wig bitch I am from Chicago!" screams niktheburger.
"You are literally not even from Chicago," says micronesiarain.
"I just don't get it," says micronesiarain
, "Like you guys won? Does niktheburger
really think the ketchup and mustard looks would have fared well on the runway?"
"I can hear you bitches!" says niktheburger
from across the werkroom.
"Y'all fucked up now!" giggles SoshiWoshi
🏁 SoshiWoshi Rule One about talking smack about another bitch.... don't do it in earshot!
"Don't you start too!" laughs AngolanDesert
"Girl do you see me carefully sewing my lerks? I ain't bothered!" giggles SoshiWoshi
"I just feel like you don't appreciate the value of teamwork," says niktheburger
, "like you TOTALLY dismissed my idea! There is no I in team."
"Sis has a point..." says lilac_candy
"No, she doesn't. I did take on board her ideas but at the end of the day, we had a challenge to win and we went out there and fucking won it, okay?" says AngolanDesert
"Not with my mustard and ketchup looks though." says niktheburger
🏁 AngolanDesert She is getting on my nerves.
"I am not going to sit here while I get attacked," says AngolanDesert
. She gets up and leaves the werkroom.
🏁 AngolanDesert This is all too much! I need a breather... can I? Can I leave for a second?
She walks off the confessionals set.
The girls look around awkwardly.
🎶 LET'S GET GLAM!
to the main stage of Xtina's Drag Race! Tonight! Hey Automoderator, have you ever been rubbed the right way?"
Automoderator: "Once I was polished so hard that I ended up short-circuiting. After that I decided to remain celibate.."
Xtina: "Ouch! I can't relate! And hey Michelle Visage, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir
Michelle: "I really need my vibrator back, I-"
Xtina: "My top 5 queens were tasked with presenting two stunning looks in a ball dedicated to... me! On the runway tonight, category is Your Body-ody-ody: Curves and Swerves
and Ain't No Other Man: Drag King...
so Redditors, start your engines and may the best queen... win!"
🎶 Category is... "I am feeling bodacious and beautiful in this gorgeous silk gown. My curves are swerving, my swerves are curving and I’m feeling just stunning!" "My drag king look is handsome and royal, inspired by art and religious iconography. Who said that men can’t be beautiful too?"
Xtina: "She didn't leave mushroom for the others."
Automoderator: "Forgive me daddy for I have sinned, yas!"
Michelle: "Oh. My. Sun God." "Oh god I’m crowning. For this runway, I wanted to pay tribute to some of the most gorgeous curves a woman can have. This is my tribute to pregnancy and all of the strong mothers out there. You can’t deny these curves and swerves." "I needed to go entirely out of my comfort zone with my drag king look. Micro is all about femininity, so I flipped that on its head and went with something masculine, punk, with a touch of whimsy. This is Micro like you’ve never seen her. Or I guess in this look...him?"
Xtina: "Are you in the preggers mood?"
Automoderator: "I thought the crowning was next week!"
Michelle: "Worst gender reveal party ever." “I’m obsessed with the dress I’m strutting down the runway in. The curves and swerves fully sculpted from the dress, my body also following the assignment yes gawd. I know I served.” “For my Drag King runway I wanted to follow the theme while also keeping it within my own drag spectrum, so this runway is a homage to Karl Lagerfield, except obviously more dragged up. Giving my best bitch face to Xtina, and I’m living.”
Xtina: "Her hips don't lie. And neither does her abdomen, her chest, her shoulders..."
Automoderator: "I think I Karl Lagerfeld and hit my head!"
Michelle: "How many silicone implants had to die..." "Today I am serving fucking high fashion, this bitches better watch out because Nikky is back back back back back at the house!" "My I feel sexy and hot as my drag king look it is not my style but I look fabulous."
Xtina: "Am I a day late?"
Automoderator: "And that's on period, luv!"
Michelle: "A shirt and trousers... right." "This look is sexy, mysterious, and VERY curvaceous. I’m just feeling all of my oats walking this runway with this snatched waist." "I wanted to go extremely extra for this Drag King look. I look like a knight in shining armor. I wonder who my queen is?"
Xtina: "I think she has pinkeye."
Automoderator: "She can be a sweet dream or a beautiful knightmare."
Michelle: "She loves to Lancelot."
Xtina: "Ladies, that was an amazing runway! Now let's begin with the judges' critiques..." Who should win the challenge and who should be eliminated? Vote here!